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milktree:

you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

 #straight up my fav post  #classic 

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?

You are iron.

And you are strong.

n.t. (via thelittle-hobbit)

We live in a rusty universe. Oxygenated heme is the color of life, the color of passion, the reason we see red as ripe and warm, the reason we see it as dangerous and frightening. Blood, breath and Earth, we’re all rusty.

(via jtotheizzoe)

moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

maximumbuttitude:

LEGAL AGES TO KNOW

  • driving: age 16
  • smoking, sex: 18
  • drinking: 21
  • LSD: 24
  • run for senate: 30
  • super-LSD: 35
  • over the hill: 40
  • hyper-LSD: 70
  • dire mage: 95
  • lichdom: 140
  • act against god: 400
  • space cloud consciousness: 10000

alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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vinebox:

Making faces to your friend across the room..and the teacher catches you…

 #video 
stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

destieldrabblesdaily:

FRIENDLY REMINDER that September 18th is here AKA the day Dean officially met Cas for the first time and planets stopped turning and sparks were LITERALLY flying

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HAPPY DESTIEL DAY!

 #destiel  #spn 

james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need 

james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need 

 #he'll yeah  #goat 

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”