you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
You are iron.
And you are strong.
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
LEGAL AGES TO KNOW
- driving: age 16
- smoking, sex: 18
- drinking: 21
- LSD: 24
- run for senate: 30
- super-LSD: 35
- over the hill: 40
- hyper-LSD: 70
- dire mage: 95
- lichdom: 140
- act against god: 400
- space cloud consciousness: 10000
share a coke with a c o m r a d e ☭
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
Making faces to your friend across the room..and the teacher catches you…
i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this
FRIENDLY REMINDER that September 18th is here AKA the day Dean officially met Cas for the first time and planets stopped turning and sparks were LITERALLY flying
HAPPY DESTIEL DAY!
james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”